Culture Mush

It’s the American Dream: Getting married to Prince Charming, living in a beautiful house, having a child, and watching that entrepreneurial child sell enough cookies to run a smear ad campaign about the Republican Party.

Although Emily Anderson is only 8 years old, that hasn’t stopped her from fundraising to support the Candidate that she believes in. After selling cookies and lemonade for weeks on end, Emily Anderson has finally raised enough funds to run her attack ad on television. Her ad campaign has effectively tilted the voters as much as 5 points in the direction of her favorite candidate, Barack Obama. Working from the end of her school day until her 8pm bedtime seems to have really paid off.

In Emily Anderson’s smear ad, she links John McCain to several mistresses during his time in the senate. Aside from that, she alleges that his wife stole prescription pills to support her drug habit, while labeling her a thief. Although none of these allegations are true, the voter swing at the polls has backed up her beliefs: “You can make a lie sound like the truth if you say it over and over and over again. The key it to control the public dialogue.”

The next time you hear an 8 year old exclaiming “McCain is a liar, so buy my cookies!”, you’ll know that by purchasing those goodies will in turn fund the efforts of America’s most shameless future Democrat. Kids will do the darndest things!

P.S. If you can’t spot political satire without believing everything you read is true, than you should probably skip voting until your brain develops a bit more. You probably believe Obama is a terrorist, don’t you?